She started out as normal as the "girl next door". The ugly hands of the city gripped around her. She tried to escape, back and forth, around and around she wriggled. Alas, she weakened. The ugly hands held tight. With one loud "SNAP" she became twisted.

TWISTED SISTA'S LA LA LAND

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So you want to be an Air Traffic Controler












I haven't felt like myself lately

Napster while you can...............................................................................




Did you Scour the island

Why the FBI

They made me do it!

"Seeing is Beeing"

How long do you have to LIVE?




My what big feet you have

I like bio-hazards do you?

Why do I feel like a Porter House steak?

Hey! What's that in your...
(if you're " squeamish" don't look)




3-d Head trip

What is with the IRS?

**having gas can be painful**



"So, HoW wAs YoUr cHiLDhOod?"

My

White Dwarf

can beat

up

your

White Dwarf

What is this?
If you guess correctly I will grant you one wish......

i feel icky-sicky ----------- ---------- touch me and i brake

What is the Secret Service up to?

SPLAT*SPLAT*SPLAT

What are your chances of being Robbed, Mugged, Murdered,....

Is it a MAD COW?

Be afraid - Very afraid MCD is a "protien" which can not be killed because it is not alive ......could this be the next plague

Thelast sane cow

Confession







Do you drive around alot?

Let them put a logo on your automobile and they will pay you.

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Any comments ?

jjmurphy@hsc.usc.edu